Eye for an eye

"Leadbull" (leadbull911) 09/06/2016 at 21:20 • Filed to: BMW

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Kidney for kidney.

MrDakka > Leadbull 09/06/2016 at 23:30

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wedgetastic

Tohru > Leadbull 09/07/2016 at 00:54

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Why don’t we take the kidneys off these M1's...

and put them on this one?

Leadbull > Tohru 09/07/2016 at 10:18

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It’s good to see you back in harvest form.

Tohru > Leadbull 09/07/2016 at 17:02

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I never quit

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 09/19/2016 at 19:37

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Not race version, no care

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 09/19/2016 at 20:16

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You’re dead to me.

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 09/19/2016 at 20:31

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But I just rose from the dead

Now you gotta kill me again

Le sad

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 09/19/2016 at 20:44

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I didn’t know dead people could text...

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 09/19/2016 at 21:33

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They can. We live in the future.

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 09/19/2016 at 21:43

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If you lived in the future, you would’ve bought a CGT four years ago.

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 09/20/2016 at 14:46

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damn it you’re right

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 10/08/2016 at 23:50

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Update on the Z3 - it’s sitting on a semi residential street in St. Louis, on a dry rotted spare tire, down the block from an active shooting investigation.

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 10/09/2016 at 01:02

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That dog reminds me of actual life on some days. When a work project creates so much stress that you feel like you’re burning or you read the world news and actually internalize how screwed up the world is.

You just chug more coffee and go through it.

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 10/09/2016 at 09:04

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Yeah, stuff happens

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 10/13/2016 at 01:41

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Good line for our tombstones

“Yeah, stuff happens”

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 10/13/2016 at 19:34

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“Leadbull was born on —/—/—, lived a good life, yada yada, stuff happened, he died.”

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 10/17/2016 at 21:22

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haha it must have the “yada yada” part for sure

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 10/17/2016 at 21:43

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Seems like the most appropriate Seinfeld quote for a tombstone.

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 10/18/2016 at 12:10

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Can we use that when buying a car?

“I know you want a higher price and yada yada but this is what I have to give you”

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 10/18/2016 at 12:40

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Or when you get pulled over.

“I was driving real carefully and yada yada, 90mph”

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 10/18/2016 at 18:46

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Haha. Same could be used if you get caught porking in the car.

“We were listening to the radio and yada yada we started making a baby”

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 10/19/2016 at 00:23

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That may of happened to me a couple of hours ago haha.

My gf and I pulled into a secluded undeveloped cul de sac, yada yada, and proceeded to get frisky in her passenger seat.

Then all of a sudden, a car pulls up and a cop walks up. Nothing happened, he basically told us that kids drink and smoke dope out there sometimes but that we were free to stay.

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 10/19/2016 at 14:08

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Haha that’s awesome

The cop was like:

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 10/19/2016 at 14:44

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More like

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 10/19/2016 at 17:26

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lol, perfect

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 10/19/2016 at 20:01

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In other news, I finally start work tomorrow. I’m gonna miss doing absolutely nothing :(

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 10/19/2016 at 23:35

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 10/20/2016 at 15:05

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Good news, the government has a lot of employees that do nothing either.

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 10/20/2016 at 17:51

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haha very true